Archive for July, 2012


Ladka or girl

Ladka apne dost se:- Tune us
ladki ko propose Q kia uska to b.f. Hai

Zakkas reply:

Khali Kursi Pe to koi B Beth
sakta Hai Dum hai to kisi ko Utha k baitho.

Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

Facebook Status

Don’t try to understand everything.

Because sometimes it’s not meant to
be understood, but to be accepted….

Anna Ji appeals all to take
out this WHOLE week for the Country.
Yeh Poora Hafta Desh Ke Naam. Reach
Jantar Mantar, Delhi. Forward to all.

KBC mein AMITABH ne mjse
13wa swal pucha:INDIA mein
pure din Fokat K Msg Pdhne Wale
Ka Naam Btao?
Ksam se 5 Crore Thukra
diya pr apka naam nhi liya.

Archis Gallery

Who wins when a Girl and a Boy fight while they are in a relationship ??

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ARCHIES GALLERY !! :-D;-)

Best medicine 4 all problems of humans is “LOVE”
Some1 asked God :
If It doesn’t work ?
God Smiled & Answered.
INCREASE D DOSE
good night 🙂

Wen a person cannot answer
your questions directly..
Probably the answer is too painful
for you to know or too hard for them to admit..!!
Gud eve. 🙂
TkeCre.. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Santa jokes

Santa goes to gulabo’s home n knocks the door

Gulabo-kon…?”
Santa -Main..!”
Gulabo -Main kon…?”
Santa -Lo batao! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo aur kon…;-)

A Man cal FM radio & Said:
“I found a Wallet with 15,000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Gopal, Shop No.13, Chandni chowk.”
RJ: “How honest, sir, so u want to return his wallet..?”
Man:”No way! U crazy.??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song…