Kid to his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom:Maine ek vessel me mitti dal k rakh di, kuch din bad usme se tum mile muje..
kid did the same thing.
jb kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 medhak tha..

kid:gussey se,dil to krta h ki tujhe goli maar du.

par kya karu… aulad hai tu meri.. 😀

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