Archive for September, 2012


Joke……..Ye sms jin SMART logo

Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h woh 5sec baad behosh hojte h
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nhi hue na
smrt hote to behosh hote na,

Muje 2din bad aaj hosh aya h.

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha
muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna.

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date K 2000/-
DARU-1Botel K 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K Sunao

FAISLA AAPKA ?

Zindagi bhar tanhai ka safar mila
Na koi sathi na koi humsafar mila

Diya jalta chor aye thay un k liye
Jab wapis lote to jalta hua apna hi ghar mila..

Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna
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After Exam….
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Baap: How Is ur Result??? .

Son: Dimaag Mat Kharaab Kar RAMLAAL…. Tune Baap kahlane Ka Haq Kho Diya Hai….  😀

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: I m busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.;-)

 

This is lucky chhotu Ganpati

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.Dis is lucky chhotu Ganpati.
Life me ap jisko b khush dekhna chahte ho use bhejna.!

Height of addiction: In a college form,

when asked about “PERMANENT ADDRESS”,

a student wrote ” http://www.facebook.co m”! 😛

We always worry about our looks;

But the truth is that they neither matter

to those who hate us nor to those who love us!

Shakespeare said,

“I cried wen i had no shoes,

but i stopped crying wen i saw a

Man widout legs.” “LIFE iz full of blessings

sumtyms v dont undrstnd it”…!