Archive for September, 2012


The best prank call ever

The best prank call ever:
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” Hello, dominos..?? ”
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“Yes sir,
How may I help u…?”
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“Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yar!!:)

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Hindi sms…….Hindi sabse best hai

Hindi sabse best hai. Ab dekho

billi ko english me kya bolte hain,

C A T or sunai kya deta hai cat or

matlub hota hai billi. Or hindi me

likhte bi बिळली hain bolte bi बिळली matlub

bi बिळली hai. Hahahahaha;-)

“Never change your ORIGINALITY

because no one can play your role

better than you , so be your self”

good mrng….
– :-):-);-)

Samandar Ki Khamoshi Uski Gehrai batati he,

Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhai Batati he,

Waise to Dost Hamesha Pyare hote he,

par Unki Kimat Unki Judai batati he.

A boy found a LAMP in market….

he rubbed it from all sides,

lamp exploded, & killed him!!

Moral_ “Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi,

Mujahideen ki v ho sakti hain”:P:P

Latest sms………Aaj international

Aaj international
“Handsome Boy”
or
“Beautiful Girl” Day hai.
ye SMS unko bejo jo apki nazar me smart hai.
Imaandari se bhejna
meri tarah mazak mat karna..;-)

Einstein once said:
“Talking once with a Genius is equal to knowledge of reading books for 1 month”
So
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Dont waste a month
Instead,Feel free 2 cal me anytime.

Har baate rah jati hai
kahani bankar
har jakham rah
jati hai hain nishani
ban kar lekin apno ki yaad

Aati hain kabhi hontho par

muskaan tho Kabhi palko mein paani BANKAR

Apni bahon mein mujhe bikhar

jane do, Sanso se apni mujhe mahak jane do,

Dil bechain h kab se is pyar ke liye, aaj to sine

me apne mujhe utar jane do

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi,

Jo usne humko maari thi,

Hum to muft me pat gaye yaaro,

Hume kya pataa tha, Ki unko baba ram dev wali beemari thi.!