Category: Jokes


latest jokes….Angry Husband sent SMS

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.
“YOUR PRODUCT ISN’T  COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.”

Smart mother-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE .

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Joke……..Ye sms jin SMART logo

Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h woh 5sec baad behosh hojte h
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nhi hue na
smrt hote to behosh hote na,

Muje 2din bad aaj hosh aya h.

latest joke…..Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam

Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna
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After Exam….
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Baap: How Is ur Result??? .

Son: Dimaag Mat Kharaab Kar RAMLAAL…. Tune Baap kahlane Ka Haq Kho Diya Hai….  😀

Shakespeare said

Shakespeare said,

“I cried wen i had no shoes,

but i stopped crying wen i saw a

Man widout legs.” “LIFE iz full of blessings

sumtyms v dont undrstnd it”…!

The best prank call ever:
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” Hello, dominos..?? ”
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“Yes sir,
How may I help u…?”
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“Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yar!!:)

Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi

A boy found a LAMP in market….

he rubbed it from all sides,

lamp exploded, & killed him!!

Moral_ “Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi,

Mujahideen ki v ho sakti hain”:P:P

Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!
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Latest SMS

INBOX k gwahi or byano ko

mdhya nzr rkhte hue dhara 420

k tahat SMS pad rahe mujrim ko

balance hote hue b MSG n bhejne k

jurm m BIKHARI karar dia jAta hai
😉

latest joke……..Who was AKBAR

History teacher:
Who was AKBAR

Boy:Akbar was Gey

Tchr(shocked): What

Boy:

ya We heard.
Laila-Majnu
Heera-Ranjha,
Romeo-Juliet
but only
Akbar-Birbal.

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhaag Rahi thi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua,
1 chuha bola Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose

kiya or nam hamara aya hai, LASHE BICHA DUNGA LASHE.
Good morning