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latest joke…..Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam

Baap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna
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After Exam….
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Baap: How Is ur Result??? .

Son: Dimaag Mat Kharaab Kar RAMLAAL…. Tune Baap kahlane Ka Haq Kho Diya Hai….  😀

Kid and his mother

Kid to his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom:Maine ek vessel me mitti dal k rakh di, kuch din bad usme se tum mile muje..
kid did the same thing.
jb kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 medhak tha..

kid:gussey se,dil to krta h ki tujhe goli maar du.

par kya karu… aulad hai tu meri.. 😀

Santa jokes

Santa goes to gulabo’s home n knocks the door

Gulabo-kon…?”
Santa -Main..!”
Gulabo -Main kon…?”
Santa -Lo batao! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo aur kon…;-)

A Man cal FM radio & Said:
“I found a Wallet with 15,000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Gopal, Shop No.13, Chandni chowk.”
RJ: “How honest, sir, so u want to return his wallet..?”
Man:”No way! U crazy.??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song…