Tag Archive: free mobile jokes


Santa Banta jokes

Santa: iss duniya me kitne desh hain?
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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”

baaki sab to videsh hai..gd evng,

Boy friend or Girl Friend

BF to GF: Hum dono kuch time sath rehte hain.
Agar mizaaj mile to shadi kar lenge & koi
galti huyi to alag ho jaynge.

Girl: Galti kis ke paas rahegi? 🙂

Bikhari ki cycle

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri cycle”
chura li or apni bike yaha rakh gaya.

2 Bikhari=
“tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti hai.!gd 9t…

Dad aur Beta

Dad-Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana.
Son-Nahi Launga..
2nd Son-Rehne Do Dad Ye To
Hai Hi Battameez,
Aap Khud Lelo, Aur Mere
Liye Bhi 1 Glass Lete Aana.