Tag Archive: good sms


Har ek friend jaruri hota hai

Kbi me sochta hu k mene lyf me kya kmaya……

Rupya
No

Naam
No

Shohrat
No

bus ek chij kmayi hai or wo h dost
or wo b 1 se 1 kamine……..:)………

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Awesum line:

Awesum line:
Jarurat tod deti hai gurur insaan ka…

na hoti koi majburi to har banda khuda hota…:-)

Waqt Ke Saath-2 Zindgi Guzar Jati Hai.
Sari Baate Bhula Di Jati Hai..
Rah Jata Hai To Sirf Pyaar,

Wo Jo Aapne Khud Se Nhi Kiya..

Wo Pyaar,Jo Aapne Dusro Ko Diya!

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.
“YOUR PRODUCT ISN’T  COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.”

Smart mother-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE .

No one is pure & perfect in this world,
If U avoid people for their mistakes,
U will always be alone in this world.
So judge less & Luv more.!

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha
muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna.

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date K 2000/-
DARU-1Botel K 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K Sunao

FAISLA AAPKA ?

This is lucky chhotu Ganpati

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.Dis is lucky chhotu Ganpati.
Life me ap jisko b khush dekhna chahte ho use bhejna.!

Shakespeare said,

“I cried wen i had no shoes,

but i stopped crying wen i saw a

Man widout legs.” “LIFE iz full of blessings

sumtyms v dont undrstnd it”…!

The best prank call ever:
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” Hello, dominos..?? ”
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“Yes sir,
How may I help u…?”
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“Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yar!!:)