Tag Archive: hindi joke


Old lady or Santa

1 old lady ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
beta mera Balnce check kardo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra balance kharab hai..Amma. 😉

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Sardar or Teacher

Teacher 2 sardar-
translate to english
“Wo meri nawasi hai”

sardar zor zor se hasne laga
aur table par hi gir gya aur bola
.
.
itna aasan
SHE IS MY “89”

Hanuman ji aur Bhagwan

Hanuman ji: Bhagwn ab m dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhagwan:Q?
Hanuman ji:
pehle log lait k matha tekte they,
fir thoda sa jhuk k tekne lage,
mein fir b kHush tha, lakin ab to
ghor kalyug aa gaya hai, aaj mandir
me ek ladki aayi, or haath mila k boli,.
‘HI HANU’WHTS UP..muh q fula rkha hai. 🙂

Sardar jokes

2 SARDAR Raat Me Ghum Rahe The.

1 SARDAR-:
Bahut Garmi Hai Yar.

Dusra Sarda-:
Ha Yaar

Din Hota To
Kahi Chhaw Me Baith Jate.

Maine use ishara kiya usne
“SALAAM” likh bheja.

Maine puchha tumhara naam kya hai
usne “CHAND” likh beja.

Maine puchha tumhari aankhe kesi hai,
Unsne “JAAM” likh ke bheja.

Maine puchha tumhe kya chahiye,
Usne “SAARA AASMAAN” likh bheja.

Maine puchha kis se darti ho,
Usne “MOHABBAT KA ANJAAM” likh bheja.

Maine puchha tumhe nafrat kis se hai,
kambakhat ne “MERA NAAM” likh bheja….

fack sms

Jab free ho to call kar lena.
Its urgent, mujhe ek
personal advice leni hai.

TajMahal bech du ya rehne du.?..

Joke

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi
Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
… Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida
Hua!