Tag Archive: hindi jokes


Boy friend or Girl Friend

BF to GF: Hum dono kuch time sath rehte hain.
Agar mizaaj mile to shadi kar lenge & koi
galti huyi to alag ho jaynge.

Girl: Galti kis ke paas rahegi? 🙂

Bikhari ki cycle

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri cycle”
chura li or apni bike yaha rakh gaya.

2 Bikhari=
“tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti hai.!gd 9t…

Teacher aur Student

Lady Teachr : Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?
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Student : Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo..Dost SHAK kartey Hai..:)

Sindhi ki Dukan pe likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayga,

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wo b Un k maa baap se puch kar,, Jai jhulelal…

People say love brings

People say love brings
spice, tears, happiness, flavour & taste 2 Life
But I believe
ye sab chize hi chahiye to banda “Golgappe” na kha le.?
Ha ha ha ha ha

6 Sardar Or 1paagal Helicoptr ki rsi pe latak rhe the
Pilot:Kisi 1ko rsi chhodni pdegi
Paagal:me chhodta hu,
SAB SARDARO NE TAALI BJA DI..:D

Hanuman ji aur Bhagwan

Hanuman ji: Bhagwn ab m dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhagwan:Q?
Hanuman ji:
pehle log lait k matha tekte they,
fir thoda sa jhuk k tekne lage,
mein fir b kHush tha, lakin ab to
ghor kalyug aa gaya hai, aaj mandir
me ek ladki aayi, or haath mila k boli,.
‘HI HANU’WHTS UP..muh q fula rkha hai. 🙂

fack sms

Jab free ho to call kar lena.
Its urgent, mujhe ek
personal advice leni hai.

TajMahal bech du ya rehne du.?..

Ye jo “DIL” hota hai na
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Ye left side pe hota hai.

Sardar Jokes

Iss saal 12-12-12
tarikh aaegi or 12
baje ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12
hoga to
by God…
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“Sardar to kohram hi macha denge”