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Shakespeare said

Shakespeare said,

“I cried wen i had no shoes,

but i stopped crying wen i saw a

Man widout legs.” “LIFE iz full of blessings

sumtyms v dont undrstnd it”…!

Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!
..

Kaash woh jaan maang lete to woh bhi de dete hanste hanste

Par bewafa ne

“FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD” maang liya

Bus Ho gaya breakup;-)

Best line for love

Itne Ghoor Se Na Daikh Meri Halat-E-Sadgi Ko
Bikhray Hoe Log Aksar Isi Hal Mai Hote Hain

KBC main Amitabh

KBC mein AMITABH ne mjse
13wa swal pucha:INDIA mein
pure din Fokat K Msg Pdhne Wale
Ka Naam Btao?
Ksam se 5 Crore Thukra
diya pr apka naam nhi liya.

Only for Boys

-=RED ALERT=-
Agr koi Anjan Ladki apko koi beg ya koi cheez de to pls use na le
Usme RAKHI ho sakti h
Apki zara c Laparvahi apko BHAI Bana skti hai.

BHai ko bhai se juda kar deti hai

Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
“GF”
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai”GF”
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai”GF”
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai”GF”
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai”GF”
“GF”matlab -“Galat Fehmi”…… jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai! /:)
.
.
.
Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai…..@…

Garmi se bachney k lye
Enter Passwrd:

******

*****O

****LO

***ALO

**HALO

*AHALO

NAHALO

Code accepted
Welcome 2
B A T H R O O M

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Hanso mat jaldi fwd kro mrket me naya aya hai.

Good night sms

Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke,
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke,
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe,
To Keh Dena Abhi Soye Hain Tujhe Yaad Karke !! Gudnyt

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri cycle”
chura li or apni bike yaha rakh gaya.

2 Bikhari=
“tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti hai.!gd 9t…