Tag Archive: Jokes


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Chuho ki Gang

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhaag Rahi thi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua,
1 chuha bola Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose

kiya or nam hamara aya hai, LASHE BICHA DUNGA LASHE.
Good morning

SHIV G – Bhakt mai tumhari tapsaya

se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?

BHAKT-D.J System chahiye prabhu.

SHIV G-Abhe sale D.j Hota to main damroo kyo bajata.

जो बात शायर ने महबूब के लिए कही थी

वही बात नौकरीपेशा इंक्रीमेंट के लिए समझता है-

” ज़िंदगी से यही गिला है मुझे, तू बहुत देर से मिला है मुझे ….. “

din dekhey h bohot se

tumne bhi humne bhi…

Najaney kyu bachpan hi har

koi mangta h khuda se fir bhi…

Santa Banta jokes

Santa: iss duniya me kitne desh hain?
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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”

baaki sab to videsh hai..gd evng,

Kid and his mother

Kid to his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom:Maine ek vessel me mitti dal k rakh di, kuch din bad usme se tum mile muje..
kid did the same thing.
jb kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 medhak tha..

kid:gussey se,dil to krta h ki tujhe goli maar du.

par kya karu… aulad hai tu meri.. 😀

Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

Santa jokes

Santa goes to gulabo’s home n knocks the door

Gulabo-kon…?”
Santa -Main..!”
Gulabo -Main kon…?”
Santa -Lo batao! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo aur kon…;-)

A Man cal FM radio & Said:
“I found a Wallet with 15,000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Gopal, Shop No.13, Chandni chowk.”
RJ: “How honest, sir, so u want to return his wallet..?”
Man:”No way! U crazy.??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song…