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latest jokes….Angry Husband sent SMS

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.
“YOUR PRODUCT ISN’T  COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.”

Smart mother-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE .

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Joke……..Ye sms jin SMART logo

Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h woh 5sec baad behosh hojte h
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nhi hue na
smrt hote to behosh hote na,

Muje 2din bad aaj hosh aya h.

Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi

A boy found a LAMP in market….

he rubbed it from all sides,

lamp exploded, & killed him!!

Moral_ “Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi,

Mujahideen ki v ho sakti hain”:P:P

latest joke……..Who was AKBAR

History teacher:
Who was AKBAR

Boy:Akbar was Gey

Tchr(shocked): What

Boy:

ya We heard.
Laila-Majnu
Heera-Ranjha,
Romeo-Juliet
but only
Akbar-Birbal.

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhaag Rahi thi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua,
1 chuha bola Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose

kiya or nam hamara aya hai, LASHE BICHA DUNGA LASHE.
Good morning