Tag Archive: latest sms


Girlfriend aur boyfriend

Girlfriend aur boyfriend ke 1 hi college

mein rehne se kiya fayda hota hain batao.
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Socho
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Ans:-result 100% ho na ho par Attendance 100% rehti hain.:-)

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Har ek friend jaruri hota hai

Kbi me sochta hu k mene lyf me kya kmaya……

Rupya
No

Naam
No

Shohrat
No

bus ek chij kmayi hai or wo h dost
or wo b 1 se 1 kamine……..:)………

Waqt Ke Saath-2 Zindgi Guzar Jati Hai.
Sari Baate Bhula Di Jati Hai..
Rah Jata Hai To Sirf Pyaar,

Wo Jo Aapne Khud Se Nhi Kiya..

Wo Pyaar,Jo Aapne Dusro Ko Diya!

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.
“YOUR PRODUCT ISN’T  COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.”

Smart mother-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE .

No one is pure & perfect in this world,
If U avoid people for their mistakes,
U will always be alone in this world.
So judge less & Luv more.!

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha
muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna.

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date K 2000/-
DARU-1Botel K 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K Sunao

FAISLA AAPKA ?

Zindagi bhar tanhai ka safar mila
Na koi sathi na koi humsafar mila

Diya jalta chor aye thay un k liye
Jab wapis lote to jalta hua apna hi ghar mila..

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: I m busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.;-)

 

This is lucky chhotu Ganpati

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.Dis is lucky chhotu Ganpati.
Life me ap jisko b khush dekhna chahte ho use bhejna.!