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Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

Old lady or Santa

1 old lady ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
beta mera Balnce check kardo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra balance kharab hai..Amma. 😉

BF to GF: Hum dono kuch time sath rehte hain.
Agar mizaaj mile to shadi kar lenge & koi
galti huyi to alag ho jaynge.

Girl: Galti kis ke paas rahegi? 🙂

Dad aur Beta

Dad-Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana.
Son-Nahi Launga..
2nd Son-Rehne Do Dad Ye To
Hai Hi Battameez,
Aap Khud Lelo, Aur Mere
Liye Bhi 1 Glass Lete Aana.