Tag Archive: mobile jokes


SHIV G – Bhakt mai tumhari tapsaya

se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?

BHAKT-D.J System chahiye prabhu.

SHIV G-Abhe sale D.j Hota to main damroo kyo bajata.

Santa Banta jokes

Santa: iss duniya me kitne desh hain?
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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”

baaki sab to videsh hai..gd evng,

Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

A man call FM radio

A Man cal FM radio & Said:
“I found a Wallet with 15,000 Rupees, a credit card & an I.D Card of
Mr. Gopal, Shop No.13, Chandni chowk.”
RJ: “How honest, sir, so u want to return his wallet..?”
Man:”No way! U crazy.??
I just wanted to dedicate him a Sad Song…

Teacher aur Student

Lady Teachr : Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?
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Student : Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo..Dost SHAK kartey Hai..:)

Sindhi ki Dukan pe likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayga,

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wo b Un k maa baap se puch kar,, Jai jhulelal…

People say love brings

People say love brings
spice, tears, happiness, flavour & taste 2 Life
But I believe
ye sab chize hi chahiye to banda “Golgappe” na kha le.?
Ha ha ha ha ha

The newspaper boy

GIRL: Tum kya karte ho?
RAJ: I was doing a job
with Times Of India but now
I left it. G: Oh my God, par kyun?
R: Koun subha subha uthe or paper dalne jaye..