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latest jokes….Angry Husband sent SMS

Angry Husband sent SMS to mother-in-law.
“YOUR PRODUCT ISN’T  COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.”

Smart mother-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE .

Joke……..Ye sms jin SMART logo

Ye sms jin SMART logo ko milta h woh 5sec baad behosh hojte h
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nhi hue na
smrt hote to behosh hote na,

Muje 2din bad aaj hosh aya h.

Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi

A boy found a LAMP in market….

he rubbed it from all sides,

lamp exploded, & killed him!!

Moral_ “Kuch cheezen Alladin ki nahi,

Mujahideen ki v ho sakti hain”:P:P

Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!
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Latest SMS

INBOX k gwahi or byano ko

mdhya nzr rkhte hue dhara 420

k tahat SMS pad rahe mujrim ko

balance hote hue b MSG n bhejne k

jurm m BIKHARI karar dia jAta hai
😉

Chuho ki Gang

Chuho ki Gang Talwar le kar bhaag Rahi thi,
Sher ne pucha kya hua,
1 chuha bola Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose

kiya or nam hamara aya hai, LASHE BICHA DUNGA LASHE.
Good morning

SHIV G – Bhakt mai tumhari tapsaya

se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?

BHAKT-D.J System chahiye prabhu.

SHIV G-Abhe sale D.j Hota to main damroo kyo bajata.