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A famous Lines

We always worry about our looks;

But the truth is that they neither matter

to those who hate us nor to those who love us!

The best prank call ever:
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” Hello, dominos..?? ”
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“Yes sir,
How may I help u…?”
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“Bhai Pizza ghar pe kese banau help karna yar!!:)

Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!
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“Highly disappointing situations-
1. Ur Bst frnd weds ur lover 😥

2. A close friend avoiding widout reason 😦

3. 10 mark question asked for 2 mark 😦
4. Principal sitting near u on tour 😦

5. Xtremly gud lukin guy/gal crosing u wen u r wid ur mom/ dad 😦

6. Teachrs distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors 😮

7. Frnd calling on b’day n not wishing :@

8. Dear 1 suddenly stopped msgng :O

The fast and furious moment

The fast and furious moment .
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When guests go out of the house
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And
u run like a rocket to eat the things
that served for them.
😉 😀

Vo bhi kya din the:-
Mummy ki goad, or Papa k kandhe,
Na Paise ki soch, Na life k funde,
Na kal ki chinta, Na future k
saapne….
Aaspas hi the sab mere apne
Or Ab,
Kal ki hai fikar, or adhure hai sapne,
Mud Kar dekha to, bahut door the apne,
Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gaye..
Na jane Kyun hum itne bade ho gaye…

SHIV G – Bhakt mai tumhari tapsaya

se khush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?

BHAKT-D.J System chahiye prabhu.

SHIV G-Abhe sale D.j Hota to main damroo kyo bajata.

Yeh lajmi nahin ke hamen har

din yaad karo dost..magar bilkul hi

bhool jao izazat nahin tumhe..

Rulakar mujhe unhone kaha

Rulakar mujhe unhone kaha

k muskurao.hm hans diye,aakhir

sawal unki khushi ka tha
Hmne khoya wo jo hmara tha hi nhi
Par unhone khoya wo jo sirf unhi ka tha..!

Tum Mausam Mausam Lagtey Ho,
Jo Pal Pal Rang Badaltey Ho….

Tum Sawan Sawan Lagtey Ho, Jo Sadiyon Baad Barastey Ho….

Tum Sapna Sapna Lagtey Ho, Jo Mujh Ko Kam Kam Dikhtey Ho….

Tum Pal Pal Mujh Se Larrtey Ho, Phir Bhi Achey Lagtey Ho….

Baat To Hai Sharmeeli Si, Par Kehney Ko DIL Chahta Hai….

Lo Aaj Tumhein Ye Keh Dala….
Tum Apne Apne Lagtey Ho.