5 Rupees wala feviquick

Ek iMPoRTaNt MeSSaGe

AGaR KaBhi
TooT KaR
BiKhaR JaO tO
MuJhe YaaD KaR LeNa:-)
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KyO Ki

MeRe PaSS
5Rs WaLa
FeVi-QuiCK
BeKaaR PaDa He;-)

Ladka or Ladki

Ladka-I LUV U

Ladki-sry main kisi or se pyar krti hu

Ladka udas ho gya phr achanak bhagne
laga or bola-Teri mummy ko Bataunga.

Ladki-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2

Angry moment

Tht angry moment!
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When a small kid hits u,
wdout ny reason in front of hs mom,
n u can’t do nything bt smyl 🙂
kitna cute h
(sala kutta!!)

Bill GATES Said in Interview

BILL GATES Said in Interview..

“I Always Chose A Lazy Person
2 Do a Difficult Job Bcoz,
Definitely He will Find An Eazy
Way 2 Finish it early….”

DUA BAHU ke liye

Ye DUA mere liye nahi,
Meri AMMI k liye hai,

Plz AAP sab b milkr
DUA kro..

YA “ALLAH”

Meri
AMMI
ko
Jald
se
Jald
PYARI
aur
Smart
si

‘BAHU’ de

Bolo

-Aamin-

Sardar or Teacher

Teacher 2 sardar-
translate to english
“Wo meri nawasi hai”

sardar zor zor se hasne laga
aur table par hi gir gya aur bola
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.
itna aasan
SHE IS MY “89”

5th standard kid

A 5th standard kid wrote in
his maths answer sheet..

Dear Maths,
I m sick n tired of finding ur ‘x’.
Just accept the fact that she is
gone & move on, dude. 😉

Nice thought

” When v sit alone,
v sit more wid our past”..
bt remembr,
Past is a nice place jst to visit;
Not to stay…!

The newspaper boy

GIRL: Tum kya karte ho?
RAJ: I was doing a job
with Times Of India but now
I left it. G: Oh my God, par kyun?
R: Koun subha subha uthe or paper dalne jaye..

facebook status

The purpose of relationship
is not to have someone
who makes U complete…..
But to have someone with
whom U can share your incompleteness..!!