‘S’ se hoti hai

Zindgi ki shuruat ‘S’ se hoti h
S 4 suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 sham
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
usk bad S 4 sagai phir shaadi fir saas, sasur, sali, sala phir satyanaas..

Its my Attitude

Its my Attitude:-)

“Khubiya To Itni Nahi H Ki Har Dil Me Hum Bus Jaye.

Par Itna Keh Sakte H Ke Bhulana Nahi Aasan, Jis Dil Me Hum Bus Jaye..”

Ye jo Dil hota hai na

Ye jo “DIL” hota hai na
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Ye left side pe hota hai.

Boy friend and Girl Friend

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: My heart is a mobile
and you are its SIM
Boy: Ooh god I am soo lucky
She doesn’t know that my
Mobile is dual SIM.

Before Marriage

Man before marriage is like Airtel…
“Aisi Azaadi or kahaan”
After Marriage He’s like Hutch..
“Wherever U go our Network Follows”