Tag Archive: hindi mobile sms


BHai ko bhai se juda kar deti hai

Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
“GF”
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai”GF”
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai”GF”
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai”GF”
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai”GF”
“GF”matlab -“Galat Fehmi”…… jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai! /:)
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai…..@…

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Garmi se bachney k lye
Enter Passwrd:

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****LO

***ALO

**HALO

*AHALO

NAHALO

Code accepted
Welcome 2
B A T H R O O M

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Hanso mat jaldi fwd kro mrket me naya aya hai.

Good night sms

Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke,
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke,
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe,
To Keh Dena Abhi Soye Hain Tujhe Yaad Karke !! Gudnyt

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri cycle”
chura li or apni bike yaha rakh gaya.

2 Bikhari=
“tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti hai.!gd 9t…

Sardar wale joke

6 Sardar Or 1paagal Helicoptr ki rsi pe latak rhe the
Pilot:Kisi 1ko rsi chhodni pdegi
Paagal:me chhodta hu,
SAB SARDARO NE TAALI BJA DI..:D

5 Rupees wala feviquick

Ek iMPoRTaNt MeSSaGe

AGaR KaBhi
TooT KaR
BiKhaR JaO tO
MuJhe YaaD KaR LeNa:-)
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KyO Ki

MeRe PaSS
5Rs WaLa
FeVi-QuiCK
BeKaaR PaDa He;-)

Angry moment

Tht angry moment!
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When a small kid hits u,
wdout ny reason in front of hs mom,
n u can’t do nything bt smyl 🙂
kitna cute h
(sala kutta!!)

Bhikhari Facebook friend

ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde
bhikari
se kaha.. Arey maine aapko kahin
dekha hai.
Bhikari bola.. Memsaab apun tumhara
FACEBOOkfrnd hai… Ha ha ha.:D

Photographer studio me chote bache se:
“Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se
kabutar niklega.”

Bacha: “Focus adjust kar… gawaro
wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use
kariyo Macro ke saath, High Resolution
me pic aani chaiye warna paise nahi
milenge.. SAALA ..”kabutar nikalegaa”

Bebas kar deti h mujhe kanoon-e Dosti Wrna
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Jitni tum kanjus ho k
Dil krta h blank msg b na kru!
(‘,’)/ Feel krlo
/)) Bezatti ho
_/\_rhi h