Tag Archive: funny Jokes


Teacher aur Student

Lady Teachr : Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?
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Student : Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo..Dost SHAK kartey Hai..:)

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Dad aur Beta

Dad-Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana.
Son-Nahi Launga..
2nd Son-Rehne Do Dad Ye To
Hai Hi Battameez,
Aap Khud Lelo, Aur Mere
Liye Bhi 1 Glass Lete Aana.

Hanuman ji aur Bhagwan

Hanuman ji: Bhagwn ab m dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhagwan:Q?
Hanuman ji:
pehle log lait k matha tekte they,
fir thoda sa jhuk k tekne lage,
mein fir b kHush tha, lakin ab to
ghor kalyug aa gaya hai, aaj mandir
me ek ladki aayi, or haath mila k boli,.
‘HI HANU’WHTS UP..muh q fula rkha hai. 🙂

Husband & wife jokes

Wife angry as hubby
stand to close 2 a
beautiful girl in bus!
Girl slaps the man for pinching.
Hubby: I swear, I didn’t pinch her.
Wife: I know! I did it.

Pathan jokes

Pathan Goes 4 interview
Manager 2 Pathan:-
“Where is Abu Dabi?”
Pathan:- ” Aallah jis Qabristan
main Hamari Ammi Dabi
Wahin Thoda Duur Par
Abbu Dabi..!

Friendship shayari

Zindgi nahi hume Doston se Pyari,
Dosto pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankho me hamari aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi Pyari hai Muskaan tumhari…!!