Doc-I m sorry

Doc-I m sorry.
Operation k waqt rubber k gloves apke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Sardar-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le lena..!
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Santa Banta jokes

Santa: iss duniya me kitne desh hain?
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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”

baaki sab to videsh hai..gd evng,

Kid and his mother

Kid to his Mom: Mumma main kaise paida hua?
Mom:Maine ek vessel me mitti dal k rakh di, kuch din bad usme se tum mile muje..
kid did the same thing.
jb kuch din baad usne jaa kr dekha to usme 1 medhak tha..

kid:gussey se,dil to krta h ki tujhe goli maar du.

par kya karu… aulad hai tu meri.. 😀

Santa jokes

Santa: Kaun Si Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik hote hai?
Banta: “BANIYE”
Santa: Kaise?
Banta:Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai, DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK “BANIYE”.:-))

Old lady or Santa

1 old lady ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
beta mera Balnce check kardo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra balance kharab hai..Amma. 😉

Boy friend or Girl Friend

BF to GF: Hum dono kuch time sath rehte hain.
Agar mizaaj mile to shadi kar lenge & koi
galti huyi to alag ho jaynge.

Girl: Galti kis ke paas rahegi? 🙂

Bikhari ki cycle

1 Bikhari=Are dkho,kisi ne meri cycle”
chura li or apni bike yaha rakh gaya.

2 Bikhari=
“tu to sach me lut gaya,ye to
petrol se chalti hai.!gd 9t…

Sindhi Ki Dukan

Sindhi ki Dukan pe likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayga,

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wo b Un k maa baap se puch kar,, Jai jhulelal…

Dad aur Beta

Dad-Beta Mere Liye 1 Glass Pani Lana.
Son-Nahi Launga..
2nd Son-Rehne Do Dad Ye To
Hai Hi Battameez,
Aap Khud Lelo, Aur Mere
Liye Bhi 1 Glass Lete Aana.

Sardar wale joke

6 Sardar Or 1paagal Helicoptr ki rsi pe latak rhe the
Pilot:Kisi 1ko rsi chhodni pdegi
Paagal:me chhodta hu,
SAB SARDARO NE TAALI BJA DI..:D